Well, I loved my first tour – and I think the audiences did too - so here we go again! 

Join me, a stage, and a lifetime of gloriously ridiculous stories to share with you. You'll get the full Havers experience: charm, wit, and absolutely no running in slow motion.

I'll be taking you on a thoroughly entertaining trot through five decades in showbiz. From my early days as a fresh-faced drama school hopeful, to the highs and lows of a career that's seen me in everything from Chariots of Fire and Empire of the Sun to Don't Wait Up and some rather marvellous West End plays – and more than my fair share of Palladium Pantos.

Of course, there'll be behind-the-scenes gossip, tales of triumph (and disaster), moments of sheer madness, and a fair bit of talking b*ll*cks.

Nigel Havers: Talking B*ll*cks

Assembly Hall Theatre

Best known as the "quintessential Englishman with the cut-glass accent", Nigel Havers has endeared himself to many through his five-decade career on stage and screen, from box office blockbusters like Chariots of Fire and Empire of the Sun to exuding raffish charm on stage at the London Palladium Pantomime for the better part of the last decade.

Nigel Havers

Theatre Royal Brighton

oin me, a stage, and a lifetime of gloriously ridiculous stories to share with you. You’ll get the full Havers experience: charm, wit, and absolutely no running in slow motion.

Nigel Havers - Talking B*ll*cks

Grand Opera House York

Just me, a stage, and a lifetime of gloriously ridiculous stories to share. You'll get the full Havers experience: charm, wit, and absolutely no running in slow motion.

Nigel Havers

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Oct 14, 2026

Nigel Havers: Talking Bllcks · Assembly Hall Theatre

Oct 13, 2026

Nigel Havers · Theatre Royal Brighton

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Nigel Havers

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Past events

Oct 14, 2026

Nigel Havers: Talking B*ll*cks · Assembly Hall Theatre

Oct 13, 2026

Nigel Havers · Theatre Royal Brighton

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Nigel Havers: Talking Bllcks · Assembly Hall Theatre