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“That's best, you sprinkled the logo from the GREEN on the urn and replaced it with Conchita Wurst!”

Not even death can be peaceful anymore. The funeral for company boss Gernot Steinfels was perfectly planned. The community had gathered, the pastor was ready, the wreath was arranged. Then, a heated discussion erupted within the management team of "Feinwäsche Steinfels GmbH" (Steinfels Fine Laundry Ltd.). Some of the company's female employees felt excluded by the text on the wreath's ribbon, "In deep mourning, your employees," and the marketing department feared a social media backlash. Horst Bohne, the prospective managing director, wanted no use for such "wokeness" as gender asterisks. And so, a clash ensued between Boomers and Generation Z, between feminists and conservatives, about Me Too, sexist corporate advertising, body shaming…

Kolle witte Mann

M*Halle, Schweri

Kulturmühle Parchim

Theater Putbus

"If you sedge something, you shouldn't have to worry about it. If you don't sedge it, you'll have to take a closer look at it."

Something's definitely up! Gundula notices it immediately when she arrives at her good friend Sneiwitt's house. Sneiwitt's husband, Lafrenz, supposedly has to leave overnight on a business trip and is reluctant to leave his devoted wife alone. Luckily for Sneiwitt, the clever Gundula is already on to something. And indeed: Lafrenz has made a bet with his best friend and womanizer, Säutmund. If Säutmund is convinced that all women are easy, then it should be child's play for him to seduce Sneiwitt and, as proof, get his hands on her stocking. But the two women uncover this outrageous plot and hatch a ludicrous counter-plan to get their revenge on the men.

That darned stocking

Neustrelitz

In this original rock revue, we get to be a fly on the wall on a truly wacky farm in Wittenförden. Overworked people and highly sensitive animals sing about their joys and sorrows in the countryside. Cows vehemently rebel against classical music in the barn and demand "hard rock instead of Mozart." Three desperate pigs threaten to call Amnesty International when faced with the butcher. The Polish farmhand would love to leave the farm again, and who would have thought that the farmer's wife, Alma, used to be a fixture at the village disco? A dreamy mole longs to migrate south like a bird, and the enchanting farmer's daughter, Anja, sings about her big heart for all animals in a big cheerleader number... In short: on this farm, things really get wild.

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Joke Lisann Messmer

Events

Upcoming events

Jun 18 - Jul 19, 2026

Chaos in the chicken coop · Mecklenburgisches Staatstheater

Past events

Mar 27 - Apr 29, 2026

Kolle witte Mann · Mecklenburgisches Staatstheater

Mar 11 - Apr 26, 2026

That darned stocking · Mecklenburgisches Staatstheater

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