Application Pending

Uptown Players brings back the hit one-person comedy Application Pending, starring BJ Cleveland, for a limited run August 20–30, 2026, at Theatre Three in Dallas. Written by Greg Edwards and Andy Sandberg, this laugh-out-loud satire dives into the frenzied world of kindergarten admissions at a prestigious Manhattan prep school. BJ Cleveland delivers a tour-de-force performance, portraying more than 40 eccentric characters in one unforgettable day...