Direct from The Royal Albert Hall, A Country Night In Nashville recreates the scene of a buzzing honky tonk in downtown Nashville, perfectly capturing the energy and atmosphere of an evening in the home of country music. 

Prepare to be transported on a musical journey through the history of Country, featuring songs from its biggest stars both past and present. Hits from Johnny Cash to Alan Jackson, Dolly to The Chicks, Willie Nelson to Kacey Musgraves, are showcased by the amazing Dominic Halpin and the Hurricanes.

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A Country Night In Nashville

Dartford Town Centre

This outstanding production brings to the stage an incredible live concert celebrating one of the most influential icons, Rod Stewart. Widely acknowledged as the UK’s best, front man Paul Metcalfe and live band take you on a musical journey that spans six decades from humble beginnings in the R ‘n B clubs to world-famous rock sensation.

Some Guys Have All The Luck

This Christmas concert feel good show, brings all the magic of the season to life, with all your favourite songs, you will know and love!

And as granny will always tell you, the old songs are the best, including – All I Want for Christmas is you, Last Christmas, Jingle Bell Rock, Stay another Day, Let it Snow, White Christmas, Do They Know its Christmas,  A Winters Tale, Merry Xmas Everybody and many many more!

Step Into Christmas

Support local and shop for crafts, gifts, sweets and treats at the next Small Business Fair.

Monthly from August 2024 to January 2025, 11am to 4pm

Small Business Fair

Join Peppa, along with her family and friends as they go to the zoo and also the beach for a special party- it’s going to be an exciting and fun packed day. Prepare to sing and dance with colourful scarecrows, feed the penguins, build big sandcastles, and even swim in the sea!

Peppa Pig’s Fun Day Out

Live comedy’s internationally acclaimed Jimeoin returns with an hilarious evening of world-class stand-up on his brilliantly funny new tour show ‘Who’s Your Man?!’*

Jimeoin - Who's Your Man?

When Sarah Millican was a bairn, she wouldn’t say boo to a goose. Quiet at school, not many friends, no boobs til she was 16.  Now? NOW she is loud, with good friends, a cracking rack and goose booing all over the shop.

Sarah Millican - Late Bloomer

The stage awaits as we invite you to take the spot light and learn from leading industry professionals.

Grab your back stage pass to learn the dances, songs, skills and script from your favourite shows. Take part in an in-depth Q and A and get that all important selfie.

West End Workshops - October 2024

Ed Gamble has minced a load of meat (thoughts), piped it into a casing (show) and it’s coming to a bun (venue) near you.

There will be all your classic Gamble ranting, raving and spluttering but he’s doing fine mentally. Promise.

Ed Gamble - Hot Diggity Dog

Tubular Bells is world-renowned as one of the most celebrated examples of music in film for its soundtracking of horror classic The Exorcist. Its legacy was cemented with Oldfield’s performance of the album’s main theme at the iconic London 2012 Olympics Opening Ceremony, one of the rare performances of the project he has given. 

Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells Live In Concert

The Drifters are back on tour in the UK performing all their classic hits including Saturday Night at the Movies, You’re More Than A Number, Come on Over to My Place, Under the Boardwalk, Kissin’ In The Back Row and many more!

The Drifters

 Experience a live reimagining of her first book. It just takes one special phrase and the most iconic of characters: a panto dame! Fill your heart with pride and shout with Bobby: Oh Yes I Am! 
Mama G and friends will bring the story to life, followed by a Q&A about panto, writing books and performing at Britain’s Got Talent! You might be able to get your book signed by the dame herself! This is an experience you won’t want to miss.

Oh Yes I Am - Live On Stage - Mama G Book Launch

Strictly Come Dancing legends Brendan Cole, James Jordan, Pasha Kovalev, Vincent Simone and Ian Waite are to perform in a spectacular new show called Legends of The Dance Floor.

As legends of the Strictly dance floor, Brendan, James, Pasha, Vincent and Ian have all headlined their own solo tours, but never before have they all performed together as professionals on one stage – until now!

Legends Of The Dance Floor

Experience a night of pure entertainment as we transport you to the dazzling world of the Moulin Rouge, starring AJ and Curtis Pritchard (Strictly Come Dancing, Dancing With The Stars, Love Island) and a cast of West End performers.

This incredible show features all your favourite hits from the iconic movie-musical, including "Come What May," "Your Song," and "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend." But that's not all - timeless hits from other modern movie musicals will really get your feet moving.

Come What May

Get ready to unleash your inner star and experience the magic of the musicals like never before! Join us for an unforgettable night that will have you singing and dancing in your seats. 

This isn’t your average sit-and-watch show – it’s a wild, interactive, and seriously rockin’ musical theatre experience.

Musicals - The Ultimate Live Band Sing-a-Long

The Internationally-acclaimed Tribute to Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons 

They skyrocketed to worldwide stardom 60 years ago with No1 hits Big Girls Don’t Cry, Walk Like a Man and Sherry – so, come out tonight as we celebrate all of their million-selling hits. 

Big Girls Don't Cry

Daniel O’Reilly is still boasting one of the largest, strongest, most loyal and fastest growing social media followings in the UK, with his fans growing up with him through the years!

He has had many characters, but for this live show he's going ‘Out Of Character’ to stand up as he brings the laughs and looks back on the mischief, the mistakes and the madness of his career so far.

Daniel O'Reilly: Out Of Character

Following a sell-out UK and Ireland Spring tour, and after announcing a third run in London’s West End at The Gielgud Theatre, comic legend Frank Skinner adds extra tour dates in Autumn 2024 for his critically acclaimed new stand-up show, ‘ 30 Years of Dirt’. 

Frank Skinner - 30 Years of Dirt

Direct from the West End, The London Palladium, and the iconic Royal Albert Hall, Whitney – Queen of the Night is a celebration of the music and life of one of the greatest singers of all time: Whitney Houston.

Experience the ultimate tribute to the remarkable musical repertoire of Whitney Houston in an electrifying production that honours her timeless songs with sensational vocalists and a full live band.

Whitney - Queen of the Night

A fabulously fun award-winning musical based on the adored movie, Legally Blonde The Musical, follows the transformation of Elle Woods as she tackles stereotypes and scandal in pursuit of her dreams. Action-packed and exploding with memorable songs and dynamic dances - this musical is so much fun, it should be illegal!

DAODS - Legally Blonde

Leave your 9 to 5 worries at the door and get ready as – for one night only – we celebrate the Kings and Queens of country music.

Country Roads

Local bands will battle it out live, until one winner emerges victorious and plays their entire set on the Orchard West stage. Playing a mixture of original and cover music, from across the genres of Rock, Metal, Ska, Pop, Country, Blues and more!

Battle Of The Bands 2024

Surely one of the most recognisable Tribute Bands in the world, the incomparable SUPREME QUEEN pay homage to the halcyon days of one of the greatest rock bands ever.

Supreme Queen

Immerse yourself in the ultimate fusion of rock 'n' roll, pop, and comedy with That'll Be The Day, the UK's longest-running theatre show. Experience a captivating journey through music history from the 50s to the 80s, filled with electrifying performances and iconic tunes. 

That'll Be The Day

Featuring Gordy Marshall’s, The British Carpenters, starring the fantastic Sally Creedon as Karen Carpenter and with an incredible cast made up of musicians straight from London’s West End. Join us for one very special night, on top of the world, to create a dream come true, celebrating the legendary music of the Carpenters.

A Tribute To The Carpenters

Join us for this incredible narrated musical as we tell the story of the Windrush Generation along with the history of Reggae and hear how this music took the world by storm

RUSH - A Joyous Jamaican Journey

The show will take you back to where it began.  A musical journey featuring 50 years of the greatest songs ever written. Celebrate the music that has charmed six generations as we bring you all things Diamond with a sensational live show. Enjoy all the hits Forever In Blue Jeans, America, Love On The Rocks, Song Sung Blue, Hello Again, Cracklin’ Rosie, I Am. . . I Said, Beautiful Noise and, of course, Sweet Caroline

Sweet Caroline: A Tribute To Neil Diamond

Come and join Arsenal Invincibles: Ray Parlour & Lauren, plus a special guest to be announced, as they discuss being part of the Arsenal Invincibles. Under the management of Arsene Wenger, Arsenal went undefeated in season 2003-04. 

Your host for the evening is none other than Arsenal legend Perry Groves. The Lads will also discuss the games, dressing room/training ground stories, managers, fallouts and everything you wanted to know about playing for a successful football club.

An Evening with Arsenal Invincibles

MichaelⓇStarring Ben is a hit theatre production starring the UK's ultimate Michael Jackson tribute star, Ben Bowman. Not only does he look and sound like the King of Pop, but he's honed his routine so carefully that audiences truly believe they are watching Michael Jackson himself.

Michael Starring Ben

After selling out 110 dates across the UK and Europe, Simon Brodkin, the world-famous prankster, Lee Nelson creator and most-watched British stand-up comedian on TikTok, brings his outrageous stand-up show to Dartford's Orchard Theatre.

Simon Brodkin: Screwed Up

Sing-Along-A-Gareth: My Life Through Song delves into the heart and soul of Gareth’s musical journey. Warm up your pipes and have your song sheets ready, as the time has come to lift our voices once again.

Featuring a captivating blend of biography and music, the show offers a fusion of iconic songs from the 60s right up to today, cherished photographs and unforgettable memories. Together with his house band and singers, Gareth will curate a song sheet that you will adore - from the very first record he bought, to party bangers that everyone knows and loves.

Gareth Malone - Sing-Along-A-Gareth: My Life Through Song

Experience all the hits from Luther Vandross, Supremes, Temptations, Gladys Knight, Dionne Warwick, Stevie Wonder and more. Fronted by critically acclaimed Keeley Smith for her amazing performance as STREISAND - WOMAN IN LOVE and international Luther Vandross tribute LUTHER LIVE, Harry Cambridge, this spectacular show is not to be missed! 

Soulstruck - An Evening of Motown and Soul

From the producers of Seven Drunken Nights-The Story of The Dubliners and featuring an international cast of singers, musicians and dancers Fairytale of New York brings you all of your favorite Christmas songs including Driving home for Christmas, White Christmas, Oh Holy Night, Winter’s Tale, Silent Night and of course The Fairytale of New York.

Fairytale of New York

Following an incredible nationwide tour last year, the No1, multi-platinum selling vocal harmony group is bringing back the ‘GOOD TIMES’ this winter... and it’s your official start to Christmas!

Over the last fourteen years, The Overtones have released seven studio albums, enjoyed many sold out tours, appeared on major TV shows and headlined in world renowned venues including the London Palladium, the Royal Albert Hall and have also performed The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee at Buckingham Palace.

The Overtones Good Times Tour

Join us for an unforgettable evening of music and laughter where hilarious comedy sketches blend with heart warming renditions of all your favourite Christmas songs.

Those well-known festive classics combine with the hits of Christmas past and present to whisk you away on a musical journey like no other. This delightful mix of music performed by a hugely talented cast, will leave you singing, dancing, and laughing; it's the perfect way to celebrate the most wonderful time of the year.

That'll Be The Day - So This Is Christmas

Yes! Bobby Beckles is back on tour.  Smashing the life out of the M25, M1, M5 and any other road that’s in my way. From Bromley to Brisbane, my new show Giraffe is going worldwide.

Rob Beckett: Giraffe

Starring Britain’s Got Talent winner, Kent’s own SYDNIE CHRISTMAS as Fairy Christmas and comedy duo, Dartford’s own SIMMONS & SIMMONS, Sleeping Beauty will have everything you know and love about pantomime, magic and mayhem, fun and laughter and a happy ever after! And new for 2024, Sleeping Beauty is brought to you by award-winning pantomime Producer Imagine Theatre!

Sleeping Beauty

Taking the UK by storm since 2004, the Market Theatre’s Adult Panto Company are back on tour and out to corrupt another classic fairy tale beyond recognition with their unique style of Adult Panto. 

Jack and His Giant Stalk - Adult Panto

Having started her career in music in 1960, a remarkable 64 years of performing live, Elkie Brooks will embark upon her ‘Long Farewell Tour’. A celebration of Elkie's illustrious award winning career in music performing some of her biggest hits including Pearl's A Singer, Lilac Wine, Fool (If You think It's Over) Don't Cry Out Loud, Blues, Rock, Jazz & material from her eagerly anticipated new album. Joined of course by her incredible band. 

Elkie Brooks - The Long Farewell Tour

Celebrating 50 years since the release of the ‘Wish You Were Here’ album, UK Pink Floyd Experience recreates the atmosphere of Floyd live - featuring top-flight musicians, a stunning light show and more than two hours of incredible music.

UK Pink Floyd Experience

Celebrate the first ever production of its kind, 'Live Forever’ - the story of the greatest rock ’n’ roll band Britain has ever seen…Oasis! 

 From the moment the curtains rise, you’ll be transported back to the 90s where you will follow the band’s meteoric rise to fame; from their humble beginnings on a south Manchester council estate, to becoming the biggest band on the planet and playing to more than a quarter of a million fans at their now legendary Knebworth concerts. 

Live Forever

If you like fast-paced, edgy one-liners then get ready to be happy. Jimmy Carr is going back on tour with his brand-new show Jimmy Carr: Laughs Funny.

Jimmy tells jokes, and jokes are like magnets. 

Jimmy Carr: Laughs Funny

‘The Greatest Rock & Roll Band In The World’ is a bold statement but Showaddywaddy has lived up to that title for the last 5 decades!

Formed in the 1970s in Leicester from several local bands, they have sold more than 20 million records and have toured all corners of the World extensively.

Showaddywaddy

In the ever-evolving book of British comedy, Jim Davidson OBE remains a best-seller, writing new chapters of hilarity that captivate capacity audiences year after year. Despite the relentless attempts of a woke minority to pen his comedic demise, Davidson's narrative continues to thrive, his fans - the silenced majority - turning every show into a page-turning success.

Jim Davidson - The Next Chapter

Direct from the USA, Dean Z, star of the “Elvis Tribute Artists World Tour” and winner of Elvis Presley Enterprises’ “Ultimate Elvis Tribute Artist Contest” brings his very own all-new high energy Elvis tribute show to the UK. 

Dean Z - The Ultimate Elvis

Starring Peter Andre - The Best of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons is a spectacular high-pitched celebration of timeless music from one of the biggest selling groups of all time. This nostalgic musical journey pays tribute to the life and career of those four boys from Jersey, who started singing under a streetlamp but soon went on to become one of the most recognised groups in history

Peter Andre Starring In The Best Of Frankie Valli

This magical production features superb choreography, breathtaking live vocals and mesmerising circus performers. With an eclectic and iconic musical soundtrack including WINGS, MAD WORLD, SWEET DREAMS, THE SHOW MUST GO ON, RELIGHT MY FIRE,  I'LL PUT A SPELL ON YOU and many more. CIRQUE ENCHANTMENT see's a little girl with a big imagination enter a frozen circus wonderland and a mysterious path of good versus evil.

Cirque Enchantment

Covering Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Queen, The Rolling Stones, The Eagles, AC/DC, The Beatles, Dire Straits, Meat Loaf, ZZ Top, Eric Clapton, Aerosmith, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Who, Boston, Toto, Van Halen, Fleetwood Mac and more.

The Classic Rock Show

Jump on board the broom with the witch and her cat in Tall Stories’ fun-filled adaptation of Room on the Broom, the best-selling picture book by Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler.

Room On The Broom

Francis will be performing many of his signature hits that made the Quo name, plus some personal favourites and deeper cuts, and he’ll be telling more stories about his incredible life in music. Think you know Francis? Not yet you don’t… The story starts with ‘Pictures of Matchstick Men’ but continues right up to the present day. Francis will mostly be playing his Acoustasonic guitar which, as he says, “is basically a Telecaster but is more compatible with a show of this nature – it still has the ring and sound of a Tele”. 

Francis Rossi

After a fantastic sell out debut tour across the UK, Tina Turner fans will have the time of their lives as What’s Love Got To Do With It? is back for 2025 celebrating the music and 60-year career of this incredible rock and soul legend. 

What's Love Got To Do With It?

The world's foremost multi award winning tribute to The Electric Light Orchestra. With sensational string section, stunning light show and large screen projection. Why not come along and enjoy this incredible show which takes you on a magical musical journey through time.

The ELO Experience

An award-winning extravaganza that plays tribute to one of the leading contemporary artists of our time. 

Katy Ellis, a self-obsessed ‘Swiftie’ with an incredible live band and dancers will deliver the most authentic recreation of a Taylor experience. The show has already taken ‘Swiftie’ fans across the world by storm. 

Taylormania

This is a dynamic new dance show-with-a-difference created by BAFTA award recipient and world-renowned choreographer Jason Gilkison. Red Hot and Ready builds on the acclaimed performance legacy created by the global dance sensation Burn the Floor which has wowed audiences for over two decades. 

Burn The Floor Presents Dianne & Vito: Red Hot and Ready

Ben Portsmouth brings you his jaw-dropping tribute to the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll!
With global success in over 20 countries including sellout performances on the same Vegas stage as Elvis, to London's West End, don’t miss Ben Portsmouth: This is Elvis!

Ben Portsmouth: This Is Elvis

The Manfreds, featuring original Manfred Mann members Paul Jones and Tom McGuinness, will once again bring their highly acclaimed Maximum Rhythm and Blues show to the Orchard Theatre.

Their incredible repertoire of hits includes the iconic songs ‘Do Wah Diddy Diddy’, ‘Pretty Flamingo’, ‘5-4-3-2-1’, ‘The Mighty Quinn’, plus many more, including those from Paul Jones’ solo success and Tom McGuinness from his hugely successful group, McGuinness Flint. 

Maximum Rhythm And Blues With The Manfreds

Ready to thrill you with fun and naughty moments, Richard O’Brien’s legendary rock ‘n’ roll musical, The Rocky Horror Show comes to Dartford as part of a new world tour.

Having been seen by over 35 million theatregoers, The Rocky Horror Show is the story of two squeaky clean college kids–Brad and his fiancée Janet. When by a twist of fate, their car breaks down outside a creepy mansion whilst on their way to visit their former college professor, they meet the charismatic Dr Frank’n’Furter. It is an adventure they’ll never forget, filled with fun, frolics, frocks, and frivolity.

Orchard Theatre

Nov 24, 2024

Sweet Caroline: A Tribute To Neil Diamond

Nov 25, 2024

An Evening with Arsenal Invincibles

Nov 26, 2024

Michael Starring Ben

Nov 27, 2024

Simon Brodkin: Screwed Up

Nov 28, 2024

Gareth Malone - Sing-Along-A-Gareth: My Life Through Song

Nov 17, 2024

A Country Night In Nashville

Nov 7, 2024

Some Guys Have All The Luck

Orchard Theatre