Greenwich Theatre is gearing up for an exciting array of events that promise to entertain, inspire, and captivate audiences of all ages. From live music nights and raucous stand-up comedy to pantomime adventures and dinosaur discoveries, the theatre's schedule is packed with diverse offerings. Whether you're a fan of classic tales, cutting-edge science shows, or intimate musical evenings, Greenwich Theatre has something to spark your interest. Join us in exploring this season's highlights, including the thrilling performances of 'Off the Record', 'Dick Whittington', and the much-anticipated 'Dinosaurs Live!' tour.

Greenwich Theatre: A Spectacular Line-Up of Comedy, Music, and Adventure

Step into a world of excitement and discovery with a lineup of captivating events at Greenwich Theatre. Whether it's the roar of dinosaurs, the heroics of Fireman Sam, or the explosive wonders of science, there's something for everyone. Dive into the intimate stories of music legend Paul Young, relive the era-defining impact of John Lydon, or enjoy the humorous chaos of 'The Dinosaur That Pooped'. Each event offers a unique experience, promising unforgettable moments for audiences of all ages.

Unforgettable Adventures: From Dinosaurs to Iconic Music Legends at Greenwich Theatre

Step into a world of adventure and nostalgia as Greenwich Theatre hosts a captivating lineup of events in 2025. From the roar of dinosaurs to the tunes of rock legends, and even a bit of science and magic, this year promises unforgettable experiences for all ages. With events spanning across various themes, including the Natural History Museum's Dinosaur tour and intimate evenings with iconic musicians like Paul Young and John Lydon, the theatre becomes a vibrant hub of culture and creativity. Dive into this year's spectacular offerings and discover what awaits at Greenwich Theatre.

Experience Unforgettable Moments at Greenwich Theatre: From Dinosaurs to Rock Legends

Greenwich Theatre is set to become the epicenter of entertainment with an extraordinary lineup of events. From the prehistoric wonders of 'Dinosaurs Live!' to the rock legend John Lydon's spoken word tour, each event promises a unique experience. With storytelling, live performances, and science shows, this diverse program will captivate audiences of all ages. Join us as we explore these events that celebrate creativity, curiosity, and cultural history, making Greenwich Theatre the place to be for unforgettable moments.

A Theatrical Extravaganza at Greenwich Theatre: From Dinosaurs to Punk Legends

Greenwich Theatre is set to dazzle audiences in 2025 with a diverse lineup of events ranging from science marvels to classic rock revelations. The theater will host renowned productions such as 'Dinosaurs Live!' and 'Fireman Sam Live!', alongside intimate evenings with music legends like Paul Young and John Lydon. Whether you’re a science enthusiast, a music lover, or a family looking for fun, Greenwich Theatre promises a year of unforgettable experiences. Each event brings its own unique flair, making the theatre a vibrant hub of culture and entertainment throughout the year.

Unveiling the Spectacular Line-Up: Greenwich Theatre's 2025 Events

He’s a legend and an icon, a revolutionary and an immortal. John Lydon – aka Johnny Rotten – changed the face of music and sparked a cultural revolution. The frontman and lyricist of the Sex Pistols and Public Image Ltd (PiL) caused a political earthquake and transformed music for good. In his spoken word show, I Could Be Wrong, I Could Be Right, Lydon is touring the UK. He will talk about how he sees life, along with his unique and extraordinary career, and take audience questions during a pyrotechnic, one-off tour. Lydon will be sharing his thoughts with audiences. He Could Be Wrong. He Could Be Right.

John Lydon – I Could Be Wrong, I Could Be Right

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Over the last few years Science has led the way in getting our lives back to normal. Now, the UK’s favourite science team are back and more explosive than ever! Join our presenters as they dive deep into the world of science and look at how science shapes the modern world we live in with a few loud bangs along the way!
They’ll take an anarchic approach to science communication whilst looking at the scientists, engineers and inventors who have shaped the modern world that we live in whilst proving that each and everyone of you have the ability to change our world for the better!

Ministry of Science Live – Science Saved The World

Adapted from the number 1 best-selling books by Tom Fletcher and Dougie Poynter, the whole family will have a poopy good time enjoying a brand, new story for the stage. Featuring new songs by Tom and Dougie, a lot of laughs and a whole lot of poo!

Tom Fletcher’s The Dinosaur That Pooped

Tom Ball shot to fame on Britain’s Got Talent, with Simon Cowell telling him he was ‘simply sensational’, and Amanda Holden saying he was among the best she’d ever seen.

Tom Ball Live: Spotlight

Paul Young broke into the big time 40 years ago when No Parlez went to number one and spawned iconic hits like Wherever I Lay My Hat (That’s My Home). More success followed with the number one album The Secret Of Association and the worldwide hit Everytime You Go Away, not forgetting an appearance at Live Aid and more. Paul sustained that success – while having fun in his tex-mex band, Los Pacaminos. Now, he’s looking back during these intimate shows, that combine conversation and acoustic versions of songs. Paul’s meeting fans, singing songs, and telling stories about his incredible career. It’s time to revel in the classic hits and learn the stories behind them in this intimate show.

From No Parlez to The Secret Of Association – An Intimate Evening With Paul Young

Experience the brand-new stage show from Mark Thompson Productions which will ignite your curiosity, fuel your imagination and inspire you in new and exciting ways.
This unmissable family production is sure to capture the imagination of young and old alike, and teach you something new and exciting too.

Science Museum: The Live Stage Show

Norman wants to go on an adventure to impress his friends, so when two famous animal explorers arrive in Pontypandy, he decides to follow them into the mountains. But when Norman discovers a rare red squirrel, one of the explorers decides to take the glory for themselves, leaving Norman stranded in a cave. Now it’s up to Fireman Sam to save the day and ensure everyone is safe on their camping adventure!

Fireman Sam Live! The Great Camping Adventure

For the first time since 1881, the home of dinosaurs, London’s Natural History Museum, is going on tour!
Ever since they were first identified in the 1800s, dinosaurs have sparked the imagination of kids and adults alike and for the first time ever, the world- renowned Natural History Museum has teamed up with Mark Thompson Productions to take you on a dinosaur adventure like no other.

Natural History Museum Presents: Dinosaurs Live!

You wouldn’t think it was possible for this ‘rag and boning’ duo to still be at it after all this time, but here they are! Albert is still a dirty old man and Harold is as pretentious as ever! Come and join Steptoe & Son for all the hilarious conflict that our four classic episodes have to offer! See your favourite moments from the smash hit BBC television series, being performed for you live on stage – just make sure you don’t step in a present from Hercules the horse on your way in…

Steptoe and Son: Live

Expect the finest Christmas Cracker jokes, tinsel tomfoolery, festive funnies and even Santa doing stand-up!

Full line up TBC But– but this show will be jam-packed with a whole heap of Christmas Comedy Fun to get you in the mood for the BIG DAY (you know, when the big red jolly guy comes down the chimney).

CC4K Christmas Cracker ’24

European Arts Company returns to Greenwich Theatre for the sixth Christmas with a heart-warming evening in the presence of the author himself!

Actor John O’Connor (Before We Die, Channel 4) faithfully recreates Charles Dickens’s famous one-man performance of his best-loved ghost story.

A Christmas Carol

Join Dick Whittington and his Cat as they seek fame and fortune in an adventure through good old London Town! Can he outwit the evil King Rat, defeat his gang of revolting rodents?! Will he win the beautiful Alice Fitzwarrens hand in marriage and become Lord Mayor of London?! Find out in this pantomime paved with gold!

Dick Whittington and his Cat

A monthly night of stand-up comedy hosted by David Thomas in the Greenwich Theatre’s very own Studio Bar.

Pints ‘N’ Punchlines

It’s been a tough journey from the cobbled streets of Oldham to the glamour of Hollywood. Tougher still for a Scottish-Mauritian adopted son of white parents. But let’s not dwell on that… your fabulous host is here to entertain you! 

Inspired by stand-up comedian Jonathan Mayor’s real life, Varnish is a blistering new play from Janet Taylor, exploring transracial adoption and the struggle for identity. 

Varnish

From My Fair Lady to We Will Rock You, from Les Miserables to Wicked, in both the West End and on Broadway, she has starred in musical theatre’s biggest roles, making shows her own and earning her numerous awards. Her list of credits is remarkable and also include Oliver!, Cats, Miss Saigon, Chess, The War Of The Worlds, and Anything Goes, among many others.

Kerry Ellis – Queen of the West End

Vengeful spirits, murderous revenants and gruesome promises kept from beyond the grave – every horror imaginable is conjured in this uniquely terrifying experience. Nightmares is a gothic show that will leave audiences quaking in their seats… and dying for more!

Nightmares

Part Victorian thriller, part contemporary tale of friendship and rebellion, this time-travelling, genre-busting new show combines RedCape Theatre’s unique blend of physical theatre, dark comedy and gripping storytelling.

As protestors gather outside the hospital where they work, three women meet up for a monthly book club. This month’s book is ‘Luminous’ – a dark delve into Victorian London, where lurid stories are brought to life for entertainment in the penny gaff theatres: tales of an anonymous killer haunting the city and women whose bones glow through their skin.

The Luminous

Featuring spine-tingling acrobatic dances, mesmerizing aerial performances, and a captivating storyline, our characters—including the enigmatic Diva storyteller and singer Emily Perzan, and the hilariously clumsy clown Rika Fujimoto—will keep you on the edge of your seat. With stunning costumes and a hauntingly beautiful acts, this show promises to bring the spirit of Halloween to life.

Circus Enchanté: A Halloween Cabaret

Jon, the chaotic student of Frank the Dog, breaks a precious artefact and has to redeem himself through a series of bizarre, yet playful, challenges and games. if successful Jon will acquire the status of ‘master’, repair the artifact and redeem himself. But along the way Jon is hampered in his quest; with set-backs, twists, turns, and the interference of the sinister Cyprian Londt.

Funny, fast paced, stylish, ‘clowning’, set in a ‘home-made’, magical, world full of contraptions, illusions and mystifying objects. From variety, Outdoor Arts and Slightly Fat Features legend Jon Hicks, with long term collaborator Matt Rudkin (Incovenient Spoof). Directed by Petra Massey (SpyMonkey)

Kickmouse Mysterium

Whitby, England, 1897. A haunting, paranormal force has gripped the town. The young Lucy Westenra is taken ill and psychiatrist Dr. Seward calls on his mentor Professor Van Helsing for his advice. The Professor has a perplexing diagnosis – Lucy carries all the symptoms of a vampire’s latest victim. So begins a frenzied stab attrying to uncloak Count Dracula as the vampire in their midst.
Will Dracula see the light of day? Or will he forever be a pain in the neck? Bram Stoker’s immortal horror storyis given an affectionate lampooning in this physical, riotous comedy. Now, it is truly horrific!

Dracula: One Bloody Fang After Another

Renowned as the ‘Godfather of Gothic Horror’, Edgar Allan Poe was a pioneer in establishing the horror genre. Although his works are nearly 200 years old, Poe’s stories have stood the test of time and have inspired a countless number of horror writers. Using Poe’s original text from the 1840s, one actor faithfully brings his words to life on stage, performing four of the most terrifying examples of gothic literature:

One Man Poe

“Golden Age is a vibrant, quirky, poignant delight – I laughed, I cried, I absolutely loved it!”
“Loved the joyful exploration of a topic that touches so many lives and is so often met with grief. The characters are adorable, the energy intoxicating… I’d live there if I could, and I know they would welcome me in.”

Golden Age

Sacred Bath explores body ownership and spirituality in a powerful journey of self-reflection. Conceived in a bathtub during a moment of crisis, this physical theatre piece created by Alice Motta, a Brazilian/ Portuguese performer, and poet, delves into the depths of self-biographical stories, challenging societal norms and invites audiences to reevaluate the ownership and safety of their own bodies. In a tapestry of poetry, movement, storytelling, and humour, this bilingual piece presented in Portuguese and English explores objectification by different circles of society and issues around trust, navigating the complex nature of sexuality, influenced by Culture and Religion.

Sacred Bath

In 1725, Leendert Hasenbosch was marooned on Ascension Island, having been found guilty of the crime of sodomy while aboard a ship. Struggling to survive against the island’s harsh terrain, he documented his growing isolation and descent into madness through haunting diary entries.

Ascension

The inspirational story of the legendary pioneering hero – Walter Tull – is brought to the stage in a new musical drama by award winning playwright Dougie Blaxland and celebrated composer Chris Anthony. Commissioned by Show Racism The Red Card and produced in association with Live Wire Theatre, Our Little Hour explores how Walter Tull – grandson of a Barbadian slave – orphaned at eight years old rose to prominence against all odds. Book & Lyrics by Dougie Blaxland with original score by Chris Anthony.

Our Little Hour

Have you ever ran a marathon? Wanted to? Couldn’t think of anything worse? This 60-minute treadmill spectacular might just get you lacing up your trainers and hitting the pavement. This semi-autobiographical comedy follows ‘Runner’ as she navigates her first marathon, and every key moment in her life that lead her to the start line. From chronic illness, bullies, and nights in hospital all the way to the origins of the marathon itself, this play, performed all while running, will leave you wondering – what would you do to stay alive?

26.2 Reasons to Stay Alive

A live hide and seek story for tiny people to share with their grown-ups. We’re looking for Mrs Ladybird and you can come too, as all our insect friends play peek-a-boo with you.

Moon On A Stick bring their signature style to this popular title, combining puppetry with mesmerising music in an interactive adventure.

Where’s Mrs Ladybird? – Babies

A live hide and seek story for tiny people to share with their grown-ups. We’re looking for Mrs Ladybird and you can come too, as all our insect friends play peek-a-boo with you.

Where’s Mrs Ladybird? – Toddlers

Dante & the Robot is an unusual solo play set in a man’s bedsit in a busy metropolis and who’s only companion is a house robot named She-bot. His girlfriend has left for Japan to disconnect from technology and live an older, simpler way of being. Dante is unfulfilled. Working a job he tolerates. He decides to write a film. As the script emerges, Dante incarnates a Spanish knight’s quest, battling monsters and travelling epic landscapes, alongside his French squire.

Dante and the Robot

Fresh from The Camden Fringe, Actor/Writer & Comedian Steph Darcey brings her political satire ‘Prototype’ to the Greenwich Theatre Studio for one night only. Steph’s debut comedy show, developed from her popular sketch ‘AMEXA: The Robot Politician’, received multiple 4.5-star reviews, as well as a London Pub Theatre Standing Ovation Award nomination for her  Camden Fringe run. ‘Prototype’ is best described as ‘The Thick of It’ meets ‘Westworld’. An hour of narrative sketch that tells the story of AMEXA: The Robot Politician and her journey into British politics, featuring various other characters along the way. ‘Prototype’ takes aim at out of touch politicians, disinformation, the rise of artificial intelligence and the

Prototype

Angus was awarded the prestigious Derek Award for his show at this year’s Edinburgh Fringe Festival – his fringe debut. After wowing audiences daily, Angus is ready to bring his unique talents to Greenwich Theatre.
In this captivating performance, Angus takes you on a spellbinding journeyweaving together magic and neurodiversity. Diagnosed with Autism and ADHD at the age of 15, he faced many challenges growing up, until he discovered magic – which has transformed his life. Now, he uses his craft to demonstrate how embracing neurodiversity can unlock incredible potential. With jaw-dropping illusions, mind-reading feats, and heart-warming storytelling, Angus brings the audience into his world, leaving everyone in awe and wondering, “How did he do that?”. This family-friendly show is not only a celebration of the wonders of magic butalso a powerful testament to the resilience and strength that come from embracing one’s unique abilities. Don’t miss this one-of-a-kind experience that showcases the magical possibilities of neurodiversity – prepare to be amazed!

Naughty or Neurodiverse – Magic from Another Planet

Daniel will delve through the highs and lows of his life to bring you the knowhow to become your very own BOYBOSS. From the ups and downs of long-distance relationships to working in one-star pubs, disastrous headshots, and Robbie Williams, Daniel will leave no humiliating stone unturned in his efforts to teach you how to live your life! Watch as an assortment of stories, observation, and funny voices TRANSFORM into key lessons on how to get ahead in whatever it is you’re doing! 

Daniel McKeon: Boy Boss

Woodrow is finally getting a chance to pursue his dream… becoming an actor. He’s prepped his monologues, brushed his teeth and is ready to audition. And you will be the casting directors. Baloney Theatre Company is back with their wackiest show yet. Expect to see cowboys, chaotic car salesmen, crocs and lots more. Woodrow will do just about anything to get a role. Written and performed by Marissa Landy, this sketch show is silly, whimsical and totally bonkers. Come along and see if Woodrow can land the job. Reminiscent of Monty Python’s absurdity with physical comedy inspired by the likes of Rik Mayall in ‘Bottom’, this show is embracing some of the old British comedy greats whilst also injecting modern-day jokes for all to enjoy!

Woodrow Auditions Live

Both Lani and her mother have important plans on the 19th July; will the conflicting events result in a much-needed breakthrough or a medical cliffhanger? Based on the true story of Lani’s upbringing as a young carer, Baloney’s new show is genre-defying, featuring immersive audio, original compositions and one frustrated daughter. Laughter isn’t just the best medicine, but often the only one that’s available. This atmospheric show explores ME, an ‘invisible illness’, through the lens of a mother/ daughter relationship. Based on true events, this play portrays how this condition gradually penetrates every element of one’s life. Actor and writer Lani Calvert is a repeat offender in the Fringe favourites sketch show NewsRevue and her work uses comedy to explore socio-political issues.

The Room Upstairs

In this electric comedy, Liv tells the very real, true story of her classified mission evaluating NYC hospitals, testing protocols, and pretending to have some crazy new disease…in early 2020. She dances, gyrates, stumbles and sputters across the stage, all while saving the healthcare system as we know it. But remember, it’s a top-secret assignment — she’s not supposed to talk about it. So don’t tell anyone. Shhh.

Olivia Raine Atwood – Faking It

Jim Henson meets Oscar Wilde in this high-energy farce, with slapstick physicality, clown work, innovative ways of storytelling and outrageous characters in over-the-top situations – all performed by two actors and a menagerie of puppets.

Two intrepid puppeteers set the stage to perform an elaborate piece of theater. Their show begins with a Chef and a Maid preparing for the arrival of their lord and lady’s guests, and when they do — a dinner party reveals affairs, spawns beet-related business deals, and culminates in a bowl of Lobster Bisque to die for.

Lobster Bisque

Queer love, grief, laughing at funerals and crying at birthday parties; Olivia is alone. Her only companion is a painting she stole in a desperate demonstration of love for her late partner. But the painting comes with a surprise! The ghost of the man who painted it – Vincent van Gogh. As she does her best to hide the stolen art from a suspecting curator, her girlfriend’s family pressures her to hide the true nature of their relationship. Oh! and there’s a bird trapped in the flat. What else can she do but throw Vince a party

Ever Yours

On a moonless night in August when the sea trout are ready to run, a man brings his new girlfriend to the remote family cabin where he has come for the fly-fishing since he was a boy. But she’s not the only woman he has brought here – and nor is she the last.

Jez Butterworth’s The River

From the heart-warming dramedy IN PASSING, to the frustration of meeting a painfully thick shop assistant in LET US SPRAY, plus the dystopian vision of LOCKDOWN #36, and THE SANDWICH SHOP where the Deal of the Day is so confusing it requires a science degree.

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Join us for a night of live music in Greenwich Theatre’s very own Studio Bar!

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