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Seven Assassins Walk into a Bar

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Main Street Theater

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Seven assassins walk into a bar… No, it’s not the start of a joke; it’s the title of the brand new play by Houston actor/playwright Dain Geist. The play takes place in a bar for the wake of a respected-if-not-always-beloved colleague, a legendary assassin named Bartleby. Six fellow assassins have gathered to pay their respects and raise a glass to Bartleby, who happens to be “laid out” right there in the bar. A hilarious, dark comedy about morali...

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17 dates (2 Feb - 2 Mar)

Feb

2

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3:00 pm

MATCH - Midtown Arts and Theater Center Houston

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Feb

6

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7:30 pm

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Feb

7

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7:30 pm

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Feb

8

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7:30 pm

MATCH - Midtown Arts and Theater Center Houston

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Feb

9

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3:00 pm

MATCH - Midtown Arts and Theater Center Houston

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13

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7:30 pm

MATCH - Midtown Arts and Theater Center Houston

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Feb

14

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7:30 pm

MATCH - Midtown Arts and Theater Center Houston

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15

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7:30 pm

MATCH - Midtown Arts and Theater Center Houston

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16

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3:00 pm

MATCH - Midtown Arts and Theater Center Houston

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20

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7:30 pm

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21

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7:30 pm

MATCH - Midtown Arts and Theater Center Houston

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Feb

22

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7:30 pm

MATCH - Midtown Arts and Theater Center Houston

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Feb

23

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3:00 pm

MATCH - Midtown Arts and Theater Center Houston

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Feb

27

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7:30 pm

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Feb

28

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7:30 pm

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Mar

1

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7:30 pm

MATCH - Midtown Arts and Theater Center Houston

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Mar

2

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3:00 pm

MATCH - Midtown Arts and Theater Center Houston

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