The Slutcracker | Somerville Theatre, Somerville, MA Tickets 2026
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The Slutcracker

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A grown-up parody of The Nutcracker: a full dance/burlesque production, 18+ only, with an after party at the Crystal Ballroom on Saturday evening performances.

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19 dates (4 Dec - 3 Jan)

Dec

4

Fri

ellipse

8:00 pm

Somerville Theatre

Somerville, MA, United States

Tickets available

Dec

5

Sat

ellipse

8:00 pm

Somerville Theatre

Somerville, MA, United States

Tickets available

Dec

6

Sun

ellipse

4:00 pm

Somerville Theatre

Somerville, MA, United States

Tickets available

Dec

11

Fri

ellipse

8:00 pm

Somerville Theatre

Somerville, MA, United States

Tickets available

Dec

12

Sat

ellipse

2:00 pm

Somerville Theatre

Somerville, MA, United States

Tickets available

Dec

12

Sat

ellipse

8:00 pm

Somerville Theatre

Somerville, MA, United States

Tickets available

Dec

13

Sun

ellipse

4:00 pm

Somerville Theatre

Somerville, MA, United States

Tickets available

Dec

16

Wed

ellipse

8:00 pm

Somerville Theatre

Somerville, MA, United States

Tickets available

Dec

17

Thu

ellipse

8:00 pm

Somerville Theatre

Somerville, MA, United States

Tickets available

Dec

18

Fri

ellipse

8:00 pm

Somerville Theatre

Somerville, MA, United States

Tickets available

Dec

19

Sat

ellipse

2:00 pm

Somerville Theatre

Somerville, MA, United States

Tickets available

Dec

19

Sat

ellipse

8:00 pm

Somerville Theatre

Somerville, MA, United States

Tickets available

Dec

20

Sun

ellipse

4:00 pm

Somerville Theatre

Somerville, MA, United States

Tickets available

Dec

21

Mon

ellipse

8:00 pm

Somerville Theatre

Somerville, MA, United States

Tickets available

Dec

26

Sat

ellipse

8:00 pm

Somerville Theatre

Somerville, MA, United States

Tickets available

Dec

27

Sun

ellipse

4:00 pm

Somerville Theatre

Somerville, MA, United States

Tickets available

Jan

1

Fri

ellipse

8:00 pm

Somerville Theatre

Somerville, MA, United States

Tickets available

Jan

2

Sat

ellipse

8:00 pm

Somerville Theatre

Somerville, MA, United States

Tickets available

Jan

3

Sun

ellipse

4:00 pm

Somerville Theatre

Somerville, MA, United States

Tickets available

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